The story about yesterday, today and tomorrow.

Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday

And today was such a lovely day

That I wondered why I worried about today yesterday

So today I am not going to worry about tomorrow

There may not be a tomorrow anyway

So today I am going to live as if there is no tomorrow

And I am going to forget about yesterday

Today is the tomorrow I planned for yesterday

And nearly all my plans for today did not plan out the way I thought they would yesterday

So today I am forgetting about tomorrow and I will plan for today

But not too strenuously

Today I will stop to smell a rose

I will tell I loved one how much I love her

I will stop planning for tomorrow and plan to make today the best day of my life

Today is the tomorrow I was afraid of yesterday

And today was nothing to be afraid of

So today I will banish fear of the unknown

I will embrace the unknown as a learning experience full of exciting opportunities

Today,unlike yesterday, I will not fear tomorrow

Today is the tomorrow I dreamed about yesterday

And some of the dreams I dreamt about yesterday came true today

So today I am going to continue dreaming about tomorrow

And perhaps more of the dreams I dream today will come true tomorrow

Today is the tomorrow I set goals for yesterday

And I reached some of those goals today

So today I am going to set slightly higher goals for today and tomorrow

And if tomorrow turns out to be like today

I will certainly reach all of my goals one day!

The story of a man with a perfect job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned……couldn’t concentrate.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it…..mainly because it was a so-so job.

Then I tried to be a chef-figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.

Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they give me the axe.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried , but I just didn’t fit in

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income

My last job was working as Starbucks, but I had to quit,because it was always the same old grind…

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB !!!...